Mr. Jones and Me
Love and Sex advice from our resident sexpert
How do I make it last on my wedding night?
Most couples won’t have sex on their wedding night because of sheer exhaustion, but if you know you are, let me explain how. Obviously, you’re going to look gorgeous on your wedding night given the see-through Jun Escario lace gown you’re wearing. So do you think I’m going to last long knowing this? Of course not! The secret to this all is a mild dose of alcohol... just enough to calm the nerves but not enough to pass out.
If I never slept with my hubby-to-be, should I sleep with him on the wedding night or do I wait for the honeymoon?
You didn’t tell me how long you’ve been going out with your fiance. Now, if it’s two weeks, I say sleep with him even before the wedding. If you’ve been dating him for two years and the most you’ve ever done is held his hand, then I suggest waiting for your honeymoon. Sex on your wedding night is overrated.
Some say love is a decision, is this true?
If you have to decide to be in love, then you don’t know what love is. End of story.
Sometimes my thoughts are elsewhere during sex. What can I do to make me think more sexually?
Just look into your hubby’s eyes and that should be enough. If that doesn’t work, think of Brad Pitt...
As a new couple, should we invest in extra ‘play things’?
It goes down to the question of how long you’ve been going out with each other. If you’re a new couple, you will not need any new play things because every love making session will feel special.
Hey Jones, what’s your favorite music for love making?
Depends on who wants to get in the mood. If you want to turn your wife-to-be on, play “Let’s Get it On” by Marvin Gaye.
As newlyweds, how often should we have date nights?
I’d like to think that as newlyweds, every night is a date night.
My husband-to-be still thinks I’m a virgin and I’m not. We haven’t had sex yet, should I tell him?
Yes. You definitely should. Since you’ll be starting a new chapter in your lives, honesty is an absolute must. Better he knows now than an Ex that you’ve slept with tells him.
Jones, my fiance has no problem making love for more than thirty minutes but yet I feel completely unsatisfied. I know I love him dearly but will this eventually ruin our marriage?
Well, thirty minutes should be enough for most women but unfortunately your fiance ain’t Mr. Jones. That means, he is doing something that you don’t like. So I would suggest you guys break down the communication barrier and start talking to each other and discuss what you do and don’t like about each other sexually before you actually tie the knot.
How much is too much on the honeymoon?
It depends on where you are honeymooning. If you decided to take a trip to the Vatican, then I’d say you shoudn’t be having sex. But if your honeymoon is in Palawan, then minimum is thrice a day; first when you wake up in the morning, second, after you go diving and third, before you go to bed.
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